i need translation of,

half, and you lie, your not filipino. one of your friends know and they tell you. and we dont have class together, so we cant talk.

i know! "Piyok" pertains the funny,awkward and sudden unexpected sound from your voice when you sing or talk too much!...but i wonder...what could be its English translation?...

what is the translation in filipino of the word ruler?

What is the english translation of these tagalog messages:

1. Maricel magsayaw sa niya mabahu hangal mga damit na panloob. Lahat ng tao tumawa.

2. Joy utot kailan siya alisin niya pantalon.

hey, can someone translate this to English for me?

"gusto ko mg halikan yong bungaga mo!"

I think I know the gist of it, but a translation would be good. haha.

also, fyi, it may not be a perfectly accurate line of Tagalog. the person who wrote it wasn't using reference and isn't a native speaker. thanks!
excuse me. that should be "ng" not "mg".

Is there a website where I can find the Filipino translation of a word?