english plural to Tagalog plural translation

Could you help me, I honestly dont speak a word and my school is international, but they just don't know how to teach foreigners, it's pretty insane.

And akin magiging kabiyok ng buhay ay isang binatang puti, binatang sibol sa kanluran. Magundat pulot-gata sa bibig ng isang munolong kaibigan.

Im sorry if some of the words are misspelled or so. What the instructions are is that I need to choose any word and find its synonim. So could you please help me out?? Thanks!!

I appreciate it so much.
Ok, im sorry.. I can't quite understand what it says in this paper either.
I dont need the translation, I need the synonim.

i need translation of,

half, and you lie, your not filipino. one of your friends know and they tell you. and we dont have class together, so we cant talk.

i know! "Piyok" pertains the funny,awkward and sudden unexpected sound from your voice when you sing or talk too much!...but i wonder...what could be its English translation?...

what is the translation in filipino of the word ruler?

What is the english translation of these tagalog messages:

1. Maricel magsayaw sa niya mabahu hangal mga damit na panloob. Lahat ng tao tumawa.

2. Joy utot kailan siya alisin niya pantalon.

hey, can someone translate this to English for me?

"gusto ko mg halikan yong bungaga mo!"

I think I know the gist of it, but a translation would be good. haha.

also, fyi, it may not be a perfectly accurate line of Tagalog. the person who wrote it wasn't using reference and isn't a native speaker. thanks!
excuse me. that should be "ng" not "mg".

Is there a website where I can find the Filipino translation of a word?