Will you please translate the following sentences into English? Some of them already have a little bit of English mixed into them, and some of them might be in a form of shorthand that you may have to decipher, also. Thanks, if so.

saan kyo nag meet?? buti ka pa... Does this mean, "Where whill you meet? You're (something) kind"?

totoy bibo ikba kaniyo..sching..si william kahit noon obvious na may pusong mamon na siya sa posing lang niya, talaga atchi mely senga kau si vilma santos manaya nen kapanaonan yo.

ok lng.e2 bukaz n isa bday ko na.nkalimutan ko kng di p pnaalala ng kuya ko

wadtan ka la manaya!! panon mon tinaynan si kien ey? nanpatanir ka met ed sikato?

antoy gawaen mo ey? man-file kay divorce? agto ka met anapen nen tukong? Siopay ibam ya unpawil diya?

panon to kan unla diman ed abong yo ey? man panengneng ka ed sikato, insan to ka pigilan ey?
Thanks, Annely.

Now does anyone know the other parts?

I am trying to learn tagalog and a couple of other languages, but I do not understand some of the shorthand in chat. Please tell me what this means: pwde ko ba malaman ano cp num m. para mg mit dn tau