"hello pilipino po ba kau" What does this mean?

Balita - Gloc 9 ft Gab Alipe

AKO AY PILIPINO SA ISIP AT SA GAWA
NGUNIT BAKIT MGA PINUNO PURO LAMANG SALITA
ISANG GOBYERNO NA KAYANG SIKMURAIN AT MAGTAWANAN
MAY PAMILYANG KUMAKAIN NA KULANG SA DALAWANG
BESES SA ISANG ARAW MINSAN WALA PANG PANG LUGAW
BAKIT GANITO KABABAW ISANG PAGKAING NILANGAW
ANG DADAMPUTIN AT KAKAININ NG BATANG GUTOM
ALAM BA NG MGA HUSGADO AT LAHAT NG HUKOM

thanks in advance ...

kooonichiwa

*bow*

i hacht a queschtion,....

sagmamano nga iti dialekto ken iti lenggawhe iti pilipinas?

---> do we have alot?

if so,...then is it as multifarious as myriad it is as the ephemeral days of a month?

kasing rami ba ng isang buwan?

- if we do have alot of languages,...what should you feel about it?

--> la nostre kun alerto?, et no accuzar la malo? es la possibilidad iti panicos?,..or should we deal with it as a sort of exciting multiculturalism?

your points please...

salamat
thank you
arigato
danke
muchas gracias
gracie
efharisto
shieh shieh
selamat tingal ,

someone in my family is having problems,and she said

putik nmn oh,,,, nd kita makausap ng maaus,. d muh ba lam nahihirapan din akuh pag mlungkot ka!!

someone translate for me please!!!! i need this now!!

NASA NEWS DIN BA DYAN? ngaun lang naman nangyari yan
can someone translate to english?

-thanx

Hello, I am from the United States and I was sending IM's to someone from the Philippines. They didn't speak English very well so they sent me some messages in their language. I'm looking for someone who can translate those messages for me.

Can you help me out?

I understand some tagolog but not much. Here are the ones that I don't fully understand.

1) "nag chat ako saaking kaibigan ok"

2) "i kaw c goro mafami kang ka chat ngnyon"

3) "ta ma ba ao"

4) "kasi nakikita kita sa cam mo"

5) "ok lang naman saakin"

6) "wag mong sabihin hindi mo alang ang meneng yon"

I don't think the spelling is good either but maybe you can still tell what is being said. Thanks a lot for you time....

bcam

an american in the philippines entered an elevator going down with some pinoys in it.At the 4th floor, it stopped, door opened and a pinoy outside asked "bababa ba?" Some of the pinoy answered "bababa!" Bewildered,the american asked "did you just have a conversation?
please share other funny sounding pinoy repetitive words

Jeff, a Southerner, met Rod, a Filipino in a high-rise in downtown New York. Jeff told Rod that he always wanted to visit the Philippines since he was a teenagaer and also wanted to learn a foreign language. On their way to the elevator, Jeff said to Rod "Hey, Rod. I happen to know another Filipino, Bob, the elevator guy. Could you guys speak in Filipino? I haven't heard a Filipino conversation before". "Sure." Rod replied. Then the elevator opened and inside a man in uniform and nametag (Bob) was operating the elevator. Then Rod asked Bob "Bababa ba, Bob?". Bob, with a smile, replied "Bababa."

Thinking that the language only composed of a few syllables, Jeff was surprised and whispered "I'll be damned!".

Please translate in korean language?
1. Maligayang Kaarawan ( Happy Birthday )
2. Kamusta ka na? ( How are you? )
3. Ano ginagawa mo? ( what are you doing? )
4. Mahal ka namin! ( We love you! )
5. Pagod ka ba? ( Are you tired? )
I'm practicing many language, as of now I know how to speak in JAPANESE! Domo arigato!