English to Pilipino Translation (in a COMICAL way, please)???

we laughed and played
at the start
like in a game

you could've stayed
outside my heart
but in you came

and here you'll stay
until it's time
for you to go

Okay, guys, make your translations as funny as you can...and please back-translate it to English, for the benefit of the non-Tagalog speakers. Thank you.

Oh, spaghetti for all answerers and thumbs up too.

Which Filipino language sounds most like Spanish?

I definitely don't think it's Tagalog. Tagalog doesn't sound like anything to me but... Tagalog.

My mother said it was the language they speak in Cebu that sounds the most like Spanish, but I'm not so sure...

(Filipino answerers or those familiar with the languages there are much loved.)

Would you please translate this from Tagalog to English or your language?

I just notice since few days ago that there are too many new accounts like mine who are asking almost the same questions every day. So let's see if these answerers and askers can translate this into English or their own language/ dialect.. I hope

"Kapag wala ang pusa naglalaro ang mga daga."

and

"Bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan 'wag magagalit."

Thanks!

what language can be used in asking questions, can i use filipino in asking the questions?

my question was reported and was also denied when i appealed this, i posted my question in the philippine language, tagalog and it was reported, the category i used was travel, philippines meant for filipino answerers. the question was, "bakit mahirap pa rin hanggang ngayon ang pilipinas"
i have posted a question already in filipino and it was reported, when i made an appeal, they rejected it and deducted 10 pts. from me